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[26 Oct 2005|10:21pm]
I love Christie Ann Hunt
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[14 Dec 2004|06:10pm]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

Yo, my name is Mike and I really need to cut my hair.
Really badly actually. I know all the girls will be jumpin on my dick if I do, but I still don't do it! what am I thinking!? I guess it's cause I like being confused with Jesus, cause he's the bomb diggity.
Do you like the picture of me in my icon? Lookin' pretty sweet.

So, there's this girl I know. Her name is Dom, and one time we ate dog biscuits and bought fishes together. It was magestic! We also had a slumber party, but she was really grumpy in the morning, and she showered at my house! One time we were on a really slimy dock, and we both fell and got green slime on our asses! We also lit firecrackers off on the front lawn (as thirty dialogues bleed into one)(Deathcab for cutie is awesome!) My favorite was when it was like 10 degrees in may and we were at this graveyard and her nose was running all over my hand. We also went tubing together one time, and we got flipped over. We also pushed eachother off of the floating dock. Summer of freshman year we spent like everyday together. Tons of good times swimming and being on Ed's boat. We also had a date at Johnny Rockets and shared a milkshake. She gave me a bunch of rose petals and we put them on park benches and statues. One time There were kittens in my backyard and she thought they were so awesome!!! My cat Kit Kat also has a really huge crush on her, he drools on her whenever she comes over! We played basketball with all my friends too. It was the bomb diggity. Just like me!

We're going on a friend date tomorrow and it's going to be TOO awesome! I can't wait!

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[06 Oct 2004|08:50am]
[ mood | horny ]

Sex for crack! Any takers please i need the sex and the crack

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No subject motha fuckas! [18 Jun 2004|02:20am]

Thomas Maniotis Jr. October 22nd 1954- June 6th 2004

Mmm well yes for those of you who dont know thats my reason for absense 2 wks back. Ive just gotten tired of telling people about it.

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No subject motha fuckas! [18 Jun 2004|02:15am]
Its been about a year and all i have to say is Thanks Dom for the lovely song. What a year! Mm with some motivation this may be a monthly thing.
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[09 Jun 2004|11:25pm]
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said we’re up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
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Fuck ya 100! [17 Nov 2003|09:11pm]
I got a 100 on my chem quiz.. I should have gotten a 76 but Mila got my test and changed my answers. I barely know the chick well im thankfull that she did and for that i love her but i was accused for cheating because the kid in front of me got a fair hundred and some stuff he crossed out i had crossed out so i told my teacher that someone changed stuff on my test and i didnt cheat and he was like well you get the 100 because we cant prove that but if i get identical tests from you two again thats it... strange strange world.. How does the world treat everyone else??
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TODAY SUCKED! [16 Nov 2003|09:09pm]
[ mood | hyper ]

Today sucked so much.. I woke up at like 4 and like 10 minutes later it was dark! WTF! Stupid sun doesnt know whats good for people. lol but then i guess waking up at 4 isnt good either and i cant be blaming others for my mistakes! Well ed came over and we played video games ONLINE how cool the best part about it is its free. Ummm Friday Night was pretty cool and cold. hung out with everyone and for some reason all of my friends are hey lets play manhunt i mean not for nothing its kinda a summer game its just getting to cold for that.. Well in every round i scored because my friends are fat or short or fat and short.. except peter hes kinda fast and taller then me.. but im faster oo ya! Then Saturday we did the same thing played manhunt and i won again until we got the cops called on us and all escaped the cops.. must be a pretty dull job if youve been reduced to chasing teenagers for hiding in someones backyard. If i was a cop i would want to shoot someone even if they didnt do anything just be like boom your dead and you could say like the gave you a nice kick in the nuts or something.. Not gonna work but worth a try.. I didnt get home until like 3:30 saturday morning thats kinda why i slept in so late and i watched a movie so i didnt get to sleep until like 5:30. Ok well this has to be one of the longest live journals that i have written out of the total 10 or so that i have written..
Adios livejournal junkies..

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X-Files!! [04 Nov 2003|08:00pm]
Holy shit.. The X-files is having like 4 hrs of just X-files, on the Sci-Fi channel im so happy woo hoo.. ok well back to the X-files.
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Dont get used to the update.... Im home sick... [28 Oct 2003|03:18pm]
Im bored out of my mind and i decided to throw some stuff on here from just a bunch of random websites..

Michael is the #4 most common male name.
2.629% of men in the US are named Michael.
Around 3220525 US men are named Michael!

Maniotis is a very rare last name.
Very few last names in the US are Maniotis.
Be proud of your unique last name!

I am, I am VERY proud.. lol.. a few of my friends told me over the summer that one night when they were sleeping over they drew straws on who gets to marry me because my last name matchs anything. Something i didnt agree with but im not arguing.

My "Real Age" is 16.9 while my actual age is 16.1.. I am Rapidly Aging and at the additional rate of .8 yrs per 16.1 years of life i will surely die soon.

Ok well now im hungry. No more live journal for the next month. Adios live journal
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Hospital visit [09 Sep 2003|10:41pm]
[ mood | drained ]

Today i had school wasnt that bad. Was on time 2nd day in a row (better then all last year) saw dom after school for 5 10 min then went home. Went to the bowling ally with Jen and burgerking i got a crown but when i brought it back to the island i went to play football and took it off. Left the feild in injury and completely forgot about it. I ran into someone and crushed my nose. Blood everywhere so so fun. Ended up having to go to the Emergency room go my skull xrayed. umm they said i have a fracture and recomended me to a nose doctor when the swelling goes down. I got a new bracelet! A hospital one. This thing is gonna be my excuse for not doing homework woo hoo.. Ok well besides my day being good and bad nothing else is gonna be happening the next few days.. Tomorrow is my birthday but i was never excited about birthdays ever. Last year i missed my birthday this year i have dom to remind me. Well ya thats it adios.

-The Russian One

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School sucks at an all time low. [08 Sep 2003|10:32pm]
Today was the first day of school. Definatly happy about being able to see all my friends i havent see very many of them over the summer. But i got no classes with any of them. I have lunch with a few people and a few people are in my classes but none of them are really good friends. I have a 2-9 scheduale which is pretty cool.

2. Geometry
3. Spanish 2
4. Health
5. Chem
6. Tech Drawing
7. Lunch- AHH why 7th! very sad i wanted 4th or 5th
8. Global 3
9. English

Terrible scheduale i hate it with a passion.

Off the school topic today was the best day of my life. I played football when i got home that was fun. Then in my neighborhood they are filming an episode of Law and Order. Iced T was in it so i met him and called him Eminem, dont ever fuck with rappers heads now im gonna get shot. Then there was a bunch of no name actors who i gave fake names. (Mr. Rogers, Barbara Walters, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Jackie Chan) lol. Umm hopefully tomorrow will be better.
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[05 Sep 2003|01:31am]
The Thirst Guy looks sick! im not sick just always thirsty!
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Blow job classes o goody [05 Sep 2003|01:21am]
[ mood | thirsty ]

o man today was umm differnet? lol i had to give a blow job class. definatly something different i had my fingers sucked on whoa its like so cool. lol no nothing wrong with it but nothing special. In a few hours i gotta be awake to egg toms bus thats gonna be fun. OMG i was so happy when i found that mood. THIRSTY that like sums me up in one word. Last night i set a record 4 quarts of juice but i can break that easily i just was to lazy to make more juice. Its hard! gotta mix the powder with water very nerve recking u dont know if its to much or to little until you drink it, or you could always read the directions. My live journals the shit People love it. lol. School monday i have vowed to be ontime its gonna be early actually because i am gonna take the bus with kim. o ima pimp whoa. When i grow up im gonna be a pornstar because at the age of 3 not only can i read, write and type but i have a 10 inch penis...... Aroounnndd. Think about it. o man im just gonna keep typing maybe fill up my live journal with a bunch of garabage. spoil all my hard work. I want to go swimming before the beachs close but i should be in the water until october. the water is now warmer then the air now that the temperature has dropped. I hope we dont have such a cold winter. just the cold if it was like normal temp with snow thats cool but no snow and 10 degrees everyday! O man it was crazy cus i would jump in the shower then leave and go to the bus stop. My hair fucking frooze, everyday! Dom im sorry but my live journal kicks the shit out of yours. Yesterday i made out with my cousin 14 times! lol dont be mad. I love you. lol. well umm not much to talk about so im out.

-The Russian one

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WHAT A CRAZY DAY! [31 Aug 2003|11:20pm]
[ mood | energetic ]

Today was the craziest day ever it was so... CRAZY! I played glow in the dark mini golf.. Thats hot shit... Then we bought stuff and played in the arcade.. Also cool but not topping the glow in the dark golf. Then tonight was great i hung out with Carlo's sister who i havent seen in so long. I feel so bad for that family they really have been through a lot. Shes so cool though. We hung out in the dug out and people were bitching about how cold it was stupid fucks it was really hot because i was climbing fences and jumping on shit and throwing a trash can around the ball feild. YES IT WAS ME! O man O man its just one of those crazy nights that u had to be there.. Well nothing really has been going on in my life I think im gonna go out on my bike again tomorrow.. Gotta keep in shape haha no. Well umm lets see lets see... This live journal thing sucks because i always think of the greatest things or the greatest titles for it and NEVER remember them when it comes down to typing it out.. Maybe i should just umm write them down.? well anyway i think im gonna start to hang out with carlo's sister more often she needs more friends and im as good as the come. Shes going to bronx science, for someone who dropped out of school thats gonna be a hard school to start up in again. She stopped in january for family reasons. Lets See Lets see. My beard has to go lol. It was good enough for me to pass for 18 and if i need it again just gotta give me umm like 2 or 3 days ya. anyways thats all nothing cool ever happends on City Island we make it cool!

~The Russian one

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WTF's a plumsun... (this has to grab ur attention) [29 Aug 2003|12:11am]
[ mood | horny ]

Ok umm the past i dunno 2 wks werent incredibly eventful. I went to Lake George it was so cool except i had like no way of contacting people but the town was really cool. Some french chick was hitting on me in the arcade she knew not a word of english but i dont think it mattered much. I went on a boat and i went parasailing which was fucking awesome. My backs all sore because i got selfish doing flips for money in my uncles pool and didnt get the whole flip around the third time. But besides that everything is all good.. I think im gonna grow my beard out again i can get away with so much more stuff.. Sorry Dom... Today Today i umm oo we desimated the baseball feild.. Beat each other with trash cans and umm threw timmy around in them. I cant ride a bike for umm like a year because we rode 27 miles the other day to tuckahoe which is quite far from my distant little island.. I LOVE THIS ISLAND! Its the seaport of DA BRONX YO. Yea well anyways Thats really it nothing else is very eventfull umm i went paintballing but i do that a lot so not much fun. Adios Amigos
~The Russian one

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Tonight [18 Aug 2003|01:58am]
Tonight I write about FARMS yes.. Stay tuned for that one.
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Ostriches!!! [18 Aug 2003|01:43am]
Ok last night I was told to write about Ostriches so i did..

Many People know about Ostriches, Big birds, you can find them in most zoo's.. But do people actually spend time to think about these magnificent creatures, the answer is simple... NO! I am going to offer thought about theses misunderstood birds.. First things first, Why do people not care about these animals, because the dont have to. So you may ask yourself.. Why do i? Am i an Ostrich lover? NO! Why do i do it then? I do it because at 2AM when everyone is sleeping and you are not tired because u wake up at 5 everyday there really isnt much else to do. At almost 16 years old i am in my prime knowing knowlege of ostrichs. These are the biggest birds in the world. Being birds doesnt nesicarily mean that they can fly, they cant.. They cant because when go made earth he was faced with certain dilemas. He knew that if he created ostrichs able to fly that they would not comply with humans. He knew that 4.6 billion years after making earth that the ostrichs would collide with jet liners killing hundreds daily. Ostrichs are also known for the massive size and long necks. The height comes for one reason only and that reason is if there was ever a gangsta in town the ostrich knows he would need to play one on one you see being tall has its advantages. The long necks also serve a purpose. Like cats and dogs they also sometimes lick there asses. Having long necks just making it that much easier. The last thought about ostrichs is about their speed. Years ago they were used by nascar to be the first personal on the scene of a crash, this enables racers to have a faster responce time. This was ended though when nascars crash ostrich was sleeping around with Monica Lewinski during a race.. This resulted in the death of racing veteran Dale Earnhart. Well even knowing this about ostrichs there is still much more to be learned in future years.. But why, there simply is no reason. In my opinion every ostrich on this earth should be killed and we should have one big world BBQ solving world hunger and feeding many more.
~The russian one
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Lazy Days [16 Aug 2003|06:53pm]
The past week or so hasnt been so eventfull.. The blackout was eventfull. It was a lot of fun i did stuff with people its not important tho. I got power back at like 8 30 so i had my AC blasting all night haha poor bastards. I had my friend sleepover but watever besides that we like played board games.. Ok u here storys on the news of people telling where they were during the blackout. You cant beat mine, i was in my living room watching american pie 2 right before the lesbians undressed do u have any idea how much that pissed me off.. lol watever.. Today i umm over slept showered and played checkers. Well nothing special is gonna happen.. Im kinda pissed off my mom is like we have a suprise we are gonna go on vacation on wed-sat but she isnt telling us where and im really pissed. i dont want to go on vacation but its a "nice gesture" so im not gonna say anything. she isnt telling us where we are going tho so ahh fuck it. im thirsty gonna go get something to drink and well ya i will update this in a week sooner if anything eventful actually happens..
-the russian one
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and umm [08 Aug 2003|01:20am]
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